Hi, Alis and Alby, my son, hope you are good, and horny, ha ha.
If you are reading this, today is either your wedding day or my death; either way, if you are not with Alis, you are not getting this letter, because only she deserves this, and you are getting this because of her, so cherish her.
The location you are getting in this letter is my and your mom's most sacred and beloved place on this planet, so be careful that it does not fall into the wrong hands. Even if the handler of this letter kills themselves after delivering this to you.
And if you are Alis getting this letter, it means that you guys are no longer together, and he does not deserve you. We have disowned him, and you are our daughter now, and you can visit this place any time you want, alone or with someone you trust your life with. So go have fun. and fuck.
The coordinations are:
Longitude: 54.41330
Latitude: -8.393146
This is the place where your mom and I first met, and this is also where you were conceived a year later.
When you get there, do not follow where the other people are going; go the opposite way, and you will find that you can have a better time there.
If you are together, have fun, and if we are alive, bring us with you after your first time, of course, if you want to share.
This part is for you, Alis. If you are getting this letter and reading it alone, it means one thing: your relationship with my bitch son has failed, and I'm pretty sure it must have been his fault. As a result of that, my mom and now your mom have decided to disown him and put you in his place in our well. So this place now belongs to you, and you can do what you want with it.
Goodbye, have fun, you horny bitches.
fuck you, Alby, if you are not with her. You bitch.
After reading the letter, tears filled both our eyes. I pulled Alis in to a warm and tight hug against me, and while cupping her right boob, squeezing gently as my thumb brushed her nipple, I said, “fuck that old man for thinking that I would leave these perfect boobs,”
Before I can say anything else, her hand slipped into my pants, and her warm fingers wrapped around my dick. She squeezed hard, sending a sharp ache through me that somehow still felt good.
“Don't call him old man, he was wrong thinking I can live without this monster ripping me in half… making me so sore I can barely walk at least once a day, but he is still your dad.” Her plump, sweet, cherry-red lips got closer to mine as her words faded into a sweet, seductive, still dominant tone that sent chills through me.
Before I could think to respond, they landed on mine. She kissed me deeply, biting my lower lip with her lips, while her grip tightened to the point that the aching pain became almost unbearable. When I opened my mouth to gasp "ouch," but as soon as my mouth opened, her warm spit landed in my throat, then she slowly eased her grip, and started stroking me, and soon pleasure replaced the ache.
She whispered in my ear, “Conceal that monster, figure out where those coordinates will take us, and start preparing. We should leave for it as soon as we can.” She gave me one last squeeze, as she placed another peck on my lips before licking them, before she sauntered toward the bedroom, hips swaying, spanking her ass cheek before she closed the bedroom door.
I started to walk toward my office with a raging hard-on and the thought of Alis’s fingers wrapped around my dick still in my head and the pleasure in my spine. I reached the office, sat down in front of my disk oppend my laptop, entered the cordinations in to google, and the result was both shocking but expected from my father.
The first result was:
The Devil's Chimney (Irish: Sruth in Aghaidh An Aird) is Ireland's tallest waterfall at 150m (492ft), located near Glencar Lake in County Sligo. It is a unique weather-dependent feature that often flows upward during heavy rain and strong southerly winds. It is accessed via a 2.5km moderate looped trail that offers views of Sligo Bay.
The Devil’s Chimney
Walk Category: Upland Walk
Walk Grade: Strenuous
Walking Terrain: Mountain Trail
Waymarking: Green Arrows
Trailhead: Roadside parking
Dogs: Allowed on a lead
Length: 2.5km
Ascent: 130m
Time: 1hrs
Suggested Gear: Sturdy walking shoes, fluids, snacks, and a mobile phone
Longitude: 54.41330
Latitude: -8.393146